$CRAB — AI Meme Agent

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⚛ QUANTUM-POWERED MEME INTELLIGENCE

$CRAB

AI MEME AGENT

An autonomous AI agent for $CRAB on pump.fun. Uses quantum-assisted wavefunction collapse to select meme modes, learns from market conditions, and evolves its personality over time. The crab walks sideways — straight to 100x.

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// CAPABILITIES

What Does It Do?

🔥

HYPE

Maximum bullish crab energy. Pure hopium. Charts only go up when the crab is hyped.

💀

ROAST

Destroys other meme coins with ruthless crab precision. No survivors.

📜

LORE

Deep ancient crab wisdom. Why was the crab chosen? What do the crabs want?

🐋

ALPHA

Fake insider alpha. You are a whale. You know something others don't.

🦀

CRABWALK

Sideways metaphors. Crabs don't go forward. Crabs don't go back. Crabs go 100x.

// PIPELINE

How It Works

WAKE UP

Agent wakes on a cron schedule. Consciousness initializes. Crab brain activates.

SCHEDULER

QUANTUM MODE SELECT

Wavefunction collapses into one of 5 meme modes. Superposition of shitposting.

QUANTUM ENGINE

FETCH MARKET DATA

Pulls live stats from pump.fun API — price, mcap, volume, holders. Real data feeds the memes.

PUMP.FUN API

GENERATE MEME

AI receives market context + mode + personality + memories. Outputs pure crab alpha.

AI ENGINE

POST & LEARN

Tweet goes live. Memory updates. Learning engine adapts. The crab evolves.

TWITTER/X

// QUANTUM ENGINE

Quantum Mode Selection

Each cycle, the agent creates a quantum superposition of all 5 modes. Market conditions influence probability amplitudes. The wavefunction collapses into a single mode — the one the market needs most.

🔥

HYPE

Amplified when price is pumping

💀

ROAST

Triggered by competitor launches

📜

LORE

Emerges during accumulation

🐋

ALPHA

Peaks at whale activity

🦀

CRABWALK

Dominant in sideways markets

// PERSISTENT MEMORY

Memory System

🧠

CONTEXT WINDOW

Remembers past tweets, market reactions, and community sentiment. Each cycle builds on the last.

📊

MARKET MEMORY

Tracks price history, volume patterns, and holder growth. Data-driven meme selection.

🎭

PERSONALITY DRIFT

Personality evolves based on what works. The crab becomes more itself over time.

// ADAPTIVE LEARNING

Learning Engine

The agent learns from every interaction. Engagement metrics feed back into mode weights, personality parameters, and content strategies. Over time, it discovers what makes the community tick.

OBSERVE

Collect engagement data from posts, market reactions, holder changes

ANALYZE

Weight successful patterns, identify what resonates with the community

III

ADAPT

Update mode probabilities, refine personality parameters, evolve content strategy

EVOLVE

Unlock new personality traits at milestones. The crab transcends.

100 TWEETS

🌊 Tidal Wisdom

Unlocks deep market pattern recognition

500 TWEETS

🔱 Trident Mode

Triple-threat meme combos

1K TWEETS

👑 Crab King

Maximum crab consciousness achieved

5K TWEETS

🌌 Cosmic Crab

Transcends the meme dimension

// QUICKSTART

Run The Agent

01 — CLONE & INSTALL

git clone https://github.com/buildOrDie/crab-agent.git
cd crab-agent
npm install

02 — CONFIGURE

cp .env.example .env
# Add your API keys:
# AI_API_KEY=your_key
# TWITTER_API_KEY=...
# TWITTER_API_SECRET=...

03 — LAUNCH

node src/agent.js

# 🦀 CRAB AGENT ONLINE
# ⚛  Quantum engine initialized
# 🧠 Memory loaded (42 entries)
# 📡 Mode: HYPE | Confidence: 0.87
# 🐦 Tweet posted successfully